So, there I am sitting at my office, minding my own business, getting some work done, where I generally barely remember that my IM is on, and this random stranger pings me with the sensationally beguiling opener, "Wanna #_ ( Read more... )

Who knew my boobs had the skills to find and manipulate hot keys?

So, I’m sitting at my keyboard today, and my supervisor is just over the cubicle wall… he’s wanting me to give him a synopsis of data I’ve compiled.  Usually he stands annoyingly over my shoulder to do this, but he’s just figured out he forgot something at his desk, and has jaunted ( Read more... )

I think sometimes it doesn’t matter how much passion and conviction is in your ribbit, or how much you mean it… the frog still won’t believe you.

So, Thursday night, Homebuddy goes to bed about early (which for him is about 11), and wakes up about an hour later puking.  I feel bad for him, but there's nothing I can do, and he goes back to bed.  He's up again at 3am, more puking.  Friday morning, he's miserable, can't get out of bed, and can't go to work.  Our neighbor (who's a medical ( Read more... )

Transcript from a conversation this afternoon between myself (Me)

and some

Random Strange *G*uy  on the Internet from *O*ut  *O*f  *N*owhere (GOON):

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GOON: hello

Me: Do I know you?

GOON: nope my name is john i just saw you where ( Read more... )

OR ( Read more... )